September 2015 - Solution Hole Press

October 1, 2020

The confession was signed in her own blood, “Juana Inés de la Cruz, the worst of all.” They had finally gotten to her, those somber fellows, the priests. They had agreed amongst themselves to let her know, in no uncertain terms, that she was wrong in choosing the world instead…

Apocalyptic Poetry: excerpts from The Madwoman, by Roy Luna

November 18, 2019

Iris Cornelia Starkaugen sees better and farther than most people. She’s a homeless woman who cannot bear to be barricaded within walls for they produce static in her visions. She needs to be outside in the open, free to wander the streets of South Beach, even though this exposes her…

The Madwoman

October 9, 2019

The Madwoman: The Madwoman of Chaillot has a new avatar: she is the Madwoman of South Beach, and she patrols her territory with the same energetic and determined passion as her predecessor. Iris Cornelia Starkaugen is a homeless woman who wanders the streets of South Beach, saying nothing to passersby…

Why I Won’t Capitalize “asap”

October 8, 2019

Acronyms–oh, boy!–acronyms! They might be useful. We save time, ink, eyesight, and money by simply writing “UNESCO,” as opposed to “The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization.” It’s also a boon for laziness, for we no longer have to say “the president of the United States.” Now we can…

Adieu to thee, thou, thy and thine? Nay, it’s hullo!

I want to bring thee back. We need thee! How can we function without thee? Thou providest usefulness and completeness to our utterances.

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Posted: September 12, 2015
Author: Roy Luna
Category: The Solutionists
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